Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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