Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
