so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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