I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
