Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
