Little spoons don't ask big questions
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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