Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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