franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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