Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My cat gives me a boner
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
