i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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