Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I love you. Go after that dick
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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