You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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