Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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