a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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