you guys were way drunker than both of me
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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