it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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