my sisters under your porch take her home
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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