So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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