love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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