Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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