Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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