Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
