whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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