plz talk dirty to me
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I want to have your abortion
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize