i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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