I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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