oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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