Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish I only lived at night.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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