So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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