Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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