I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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