what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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