my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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