I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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