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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Found the puke drawer
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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