She is in my trunk
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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