..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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