we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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