whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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