Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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