Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Randomize
