Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
