you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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