Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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