I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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