goodnight i made you a song goodbye
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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