My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
What a dumb baby whore.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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