Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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