Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
