i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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