I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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